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Release Date:  January 5, 2001

Article:   In Praise of ‘These Old Broads’ . . .

Four stars who set aside old rivalries to make a movie mirroring their real lives

The ruthless agent, Elizabeth Taylor and in the contract gab “ nobody in the biz is unscathed”, says, Ilene Army Berg, executive producer who is among those laughing during these going-ons on the set.  Laurance Marks is also executive producer with John McNamera.  If no one is “unscathed” its because the script’s by two who know whereof they write namely Carrie Fisher (Princess Laya a.k.a the real life daughter of Debbie Reynolds).  And Elaine Pope who writes “Seinfeld”. The writers have also written them selves into a hilarious jail scene, they and Tricia Fisher plays a hookers. The “Broads” of course have all added their own persona to the dialogue. Each one’s past history is also brought slyly to the camera. An example of this is in the pool of Elizabeth Taylor’s house, an asp “Cleopatra” is seen swimming.  A red velvet swing is in the background of a scene with Joan (Girl In The Red Velvet Swing), Shirley MacLaine is show meditating in front of an ancient goddess’s statue. Debbie is of course in a Casino with “Singing in the Rain” playing in the background.  Added to the stunning cast are Peter Graves as Debbie’s husband, Pat Harrington as Joan’s mobster boyfriend and Jonathan Silverman as Shirley’s son. Matthew Diamond directs this ensemble.

Producer Berg laughingly says they are having such a good time they’ll do a sequel, “Those Old Geezers”. But wasn’t that “Space Cowboys”?.  Joan who has enjoyed making this movie has had to dance and sing, something we have not seen her do since “The Opposite Sex” and “Can Heronymous Merkin”, or at the Road House in the episode of the same name from “Dynasty”, in which Joan sang ‘See what the boys in the back room will have’, ala Deitrich.  The big musical number from “These Old Broads” is “What a Life!”. Cant wait.

JOAN COLLINS
Who does she play?
 
Joan has the part of an actress with an alarming reputation as a man-eating bitch.  Her character undergoes liposuction and facial surgery every few years and also affects an English accent even though she's from Kansas.
  With 58 Movies behind her, Joan is amply qualified for the part.  Her reputation as a steely eyed, shoulder padded, big-haired queen of the bitches is largely due to her role as Alexis Carrington in epic American soap Dynasty.  Like the other she has an easy way with the cutting put-down.

What she says about the film.
 
“I haven’t had a part like this since Dynasty.  We send each other up. Very naughty, very close to the mark.  And I’m working with Oscar winners.  All I’ve got is a Golden Globe.

 

LIZ TAYLOR
Who does she play?
  Dame Liz, 68, undisputed grande dame of the quartet, is a legendary actors’ agent who cuts a deal to reunite three ageing starlets for a musical special on television, despite knowing full well they hate each other.
  Her casting opposite Debbie Reynolds is deliberately piquant.  The two were famously love rivals - Liz “stole” Debbie’s former husband, 1950s’ singing phenomenon Eddie Fisher.  But not before siring daughter Carrie Fisher, who has written the script for These Old Broads.

What she says about the film
 
“I’ve had so much trouble with my health and I haven’t worked in ages.  My main scene with Debbie is hysterical.  It’s a very special relationship.  We both had the same ghastly experience many years ago.
 

SHIRLEY MACLAINE
Who does she play?
 
Shrilly draws heavily o her screwball persona for her role as an over-the-hill actress - she mocks her New Age beliefs as well as her supposedly dizzy personality.  Shirley has a lifetime of high-living behind her and although she has no public rivalries with any of the other three cast members can be extremely cutting and competitive and has not, apparently, been afraid of making the odd tart comment on the film set.
  Shirley grew up in a strict Baptist household in Virginia.  She was spotted by Alfred Hitchcock.

What she says about the film.
 
“This is such a hoot.  I’ve never seen so much female vanity.  Some often spend two-and-a-half hours in make-up.  It’s like a locker room in here.  You never heard such language.”

DEBBIE REYNOLDS
Who does she play?
 
Debbie, 68, mocks her image as the girl next door in the endless musicals in which she starred.  The film daringly touches on the old feud in a scene when Reynolds accuses Taylor of running off with her husband.
  The real life falling-out between Liz and Debbie makes their pairing a delight.  Moreover, the script was written by Debbie’s daughter Carrie Fisher, who also wrote Postcards From The Edge.  This was an account of her upbringing as the child of a diva, with Shirley MacLaine talking the Debbie Reynolds part.

What she says about the film.
 
“Elizabeth doesn’t age.  Neither does Joan. She looks drop-dead divine.  Her body and figure look sensational.  She plays the consummate witch, which is something I could never do.”
 

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